cool status

  •     wishes life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
  •     Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  •     Sorry I haven't been online in a while, 2 weeks ago my PC beat me at chess, so I challenged it to kick boxing. Just got the screen fixed.
  •     thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
  •     Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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  •     dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
  •     ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  •     ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
  •     I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it
  •     is havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.
  •     is "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"
  •     My favorite mythical creature: The Honest Politician.
  •     The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
  •     is rejecting your reality and substituting it with his own.
  •     is thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. Your move, Jesus.
  •     is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
  •     doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.




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